Who is this beautiful babe with the long flowing hair? ok... its not long or flowing, but I blew out delia's curls and she was a completely different person! Lee didn't like it at all, and she had a mello chilled personality with straight hair. No crazy curly hair for Picky this day no sir. After her straighten we headed to the one place the Jones' let their guard down ALL year. Yes its trashy and yes gross people are the majority, but can you smell the deep fried moon pies? Its the fair!!! Annie was loving to sneak into all the pictures :) It was breezy and cool and we had the best time ever! Seriously maybe the most fun we have ever had at the fair :) The only downer was we couldn't find the full sized cow sculpted out of butter. It may have been replaced with a gerbil maze?! What!? Where are people's priorities? And here sisters are showing their excitement to be at the fair. They were kinda ticked because as soon as you walked in you could ride an elephant for $5 and I wouldn't let them. They quickly got over it as we headed to the funnel cake stand :) Oh our love for grease!Here's Bubs and Delia eating onion rings, they might have been better than the ones at Disneyland. And for the price they charged they better have been dipped in gold.After we ate grease dipped in grease we headed to the crazy eight races. Not as amazing as the demolition derby but a close second. #5 would speed up every time he came to the intersection to t-bone someone. He did not mess around.Delia's caramel apple was serious business also. She seriously couldn't stop to take a family picture? Or maybe she was just following the race too closely?
The Porters might have a tradition of taking a picture in front of Piggly's BBQ every time we go to the fair. I think our last picture I was bumped out with Delia. We might have missed a year or two of the fair due to raises in Deep Fried Twinkie prices. And yes, I did just capitalize Deep Fried Twinkie. I hold them with respect and honnor. This is the same face you would see on Eden on Christmas morning. The jumbo cotton candy was almost at tall as her. We were in heaven..... and also very sick afterwards.In conclusion... if you don't go to the Fair you are seriously missing out!!!! I also enjoy going so the rest of the population can see what a normal person with clothes covering their body looks like. Nice and bring your hand sani.
Ok I love White trashing it at the fair! It's the best. You have to go on Tues or Thurs though so you don't have to pay for rides. And seriously I don't know what it is about the fair and dbacks games but I eat like I have a garbage disposal for a stomach. It doesn't stop. Gavin loves cotton candy too. OOOO I need to go to the fair. In Dallas they have a contest to see who can fry the craziest thing. Last year someone fried Coke. They won. Wierd.
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Ok I love White trashing it at the fair! It's the best. You have to go on Tues or Thurs though so you don't have to pay for rides. And seriously I don't know what it is about the fair and dbacks games but I eat like I have a garbage disposal for a stomach. It doesn't stop. Gavin loves cotton candy too. OOOO I need to go to the fair. In Dallas they have a contest to see who can fry the craziest thing. Last year someone fried Coke. They won. Wierd.
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